The woman behind the whole ‘poo date incident’ earlier this week has spoken out and we’re glad to say, she can definitely see the amusing side!
Due to a “design quirk”, Liam explained there’s two double glazed windows and a gap in-between.
Describing herself as “a fairly chubby teenage girl”, she revealed her nickname was now the “Shirehampton sh*t slinger”. “I had a great night, we had a lot in common, had really good conversation and I met up with her again for a drink briefly afterwards”.
She proceeded to tell him that she had “gone for a poo” in his toilet but it wouldn’t flush.
“It’s not something I’m proud of, but people are laughing, and if I’m making people happy then I’m not going to complain”, she continues on Reddit. But also cringing and counting our blessings for every non-eventful shit we’ve ever had in a bathroom not our own.
“We see unusual things all the time, but this certainly has to be one of the strangest”.
“I swear I was literally on my knees cringing and apologising”, she continued.
She also clarified that, “It was a panic response and within seconds I knew I’d made a bad mistake”. I would have left, but I just couldn’t do that to [her date]. I make bad choices sometimes but I like to think I’m not a bad person, and to me that would have been bad. “I told him nearly straight away, I couldn’t lie about something like that”, she explained.
When asked if she considered leaving the poo where it was, she said: “I feel like if I had, and he’d found me out after, I’d probably be in a worse position now”.
“It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo”, he said. Smith’s date chose to climb in head-first from the top of the window and reach to the bottom to retrieve the poo.
According to the woman, she slipped too far into the window and her hips became wedged, trapping her upside down in the small space.
Unfortunately, with one problem solved another then arised – the woman was stuck in the window.
“It’s been weird… my college class is all talking about it, not knowing it’s me”, she said.
Excess funds raised by the appeal will be donated to clean water charity Toilet Twinning and The Fire Fighter’s Charity.
Speaking to BBC Points West, Liam said: “We did actually finish the bottle of wine and chose to call it a night there”. “I offered to pay for the window, and actually as a result of it going up, two charities now have thousands of pounds“.
Recounting the hilarious story, Liam, a postgraduate studying sociology at Bristol University, said: ‘I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos.